I am officially a candidate for President of the United States in 2024 and you should do it also. I went to the website for the Federal Elections Commission. I filled out all the paperwork. It took me ten minutes. It cost me zero money. Now I am an official candidate in the eyes of […]
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YOU CAN’T DO THAT!
( “Altucher’s new book, SKIP THE LINE, is his best book EVER” – Jerry Seinfeld. “It’s his first book filled with practical advice that has worked for him and others. I wish I read it when I was a young comedian.” ) — “You can’t skip the line, James.” I wanted to be a hedge […]
12 RULES TO AVOID GOING BROKE
After I had gone broke the first time, I booked myself into a hotel room. I wanted to spend a day away from computers, away from my phone, away from people, away from THINGS. I needed to think. I was scared. I had no money left. I had a huge mortgage payment every month. I […]
13 Things Mentally Strong People Do When Their Candidate Loses
I’m scared. 80,000,000 people are going to be upset tonight no matter who wins the election. Buildings are boarded up in every major city. Riot gear is being handed out. Security companies are being hired to add protection. Celebrities are going to move to Canada for the 20th election in a row. The #1 stress […]
21 POWERFUL PERSUASION TECHNIQUES I LEARNED LAST NIGHT
My first instinct last night at the debate I was participating in was to play a joke and ruin the whole debate: Just RUIN it. Here’s how: A) The guy debating me would state his argument B) I would say immediately, “You know what, you’re absolutely right. You convinced me. “ and then I would […]